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Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

[Yes, that... really did just come from Xanxus's PokéGear. And it really is him typing.]

I hope everyone has a great day today! Even if you don't have a lover to celebrate with, you can always celebrate with your friends! Friends are *~*~wonderful~*~*!!!

[Someone, please. When this whole happiness thing wears off, beat Xanxus to death with the sharpest and heaviest object you can find. Who cares if he won't actually stay dead, don't ever stop doing it.]

Oh yeah, did anyone else wake up to a Pokémon egg and chocolates this morning? I'm not sure if it's a gift from someone or it's just one of those weird things Johto does. Either way, it's just fantastic!

[Fortunately, that's the end of that terrifying text message.

Aaaand anyone who happens to be in Goldenrod today can find Xanxus walking around the city... happily... He's actually being nice to people today, so take advantage of this moment. And if he already knows you, he may just crush you in a hug, even if he's usually an ass to you (which is about 99% of the population anyway).]

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[ OH GOD THIS IS TOO PRECIOUS LIKE TO NOT BE LAUGHING AND RECORDING THIS IN VIDEO. ]

Boooooss ♥

[PLEASE KILL HIM WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER...]

Lussuria!

[He hasn't had his Valentine's Day hug yet, so here it is!!!]

[ IS THAT AN ORDER? SORRY. ]

Ah, Papa is giving Mama a nice hug for Valentine's?

[ FUCK THIS SHIT, JOHTO IS THE BEST. ]

[YES, YES IT IS.]

Of course, why wouldn't I?

[Maybe because this isn't normal for you, Xanxus....]

Uncle Xanxus! [Today is a scary day indeed. Killua so happy to see him. Oh god the brat is even skipping towards him.]

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[ LALALALA NOT LISTENING. ]

This is the best day ever, Boss! We should celebrate together~

[ NOT LETTING THIS CHANCE GOOOOO. ]

[Oh god, the apocalypse is coming sooner than I expected...]

Killua!

[He bends down a bit so he can hug the shit out of the little brat.]

[STOP THAT!!]

What do you want to do?

[ NOPE.AVI ]

What about a good dinner and some time alone in my room?

[Does he care that he's being hug to death, nope. Enjoy hugging the kid, he's fluffy soft and smells of chocolate.]

wheeze...Uncle Xanxus, I got something for you! hack

[And, somewhere in Goldenrod, there is abruptly an Espeon snuggling your ankles.]

[That Espeon is being followed by a tiny Vongola who's being ... a lot less timid than usual, who is being followed by a large and VERY unamused Noctowl.]

Oh! Xanxus-san! Hello!

Nobody to celebrate with? Guy like you? Crying shame.

[They can mutually go vomit to death. Nero's not as strongly affected, but he's pretty clearly got a dose of the happy, enough that he doesn't think to tease Xanxus for the incredibly out-of-character text.]

I'm taking my girl out tonight.

[Oh look it's Luke and he...looks happy to see Xanxus?? What sort of Twilight Zone is this?!]

Mister Xanxus, there you are! It's so good to see you!

[Apparently Johto has also made Xanxus inexplicably horny, because he smirks at the thought of having "alone time" with Lussuria in his room. Lord help us all.]

Sounds good.

[Whoops, he soon realizes that he's being a little too rough and lets go.]

Oh? What is it?

[Aww, a cute little Espeon. Xanxus reaches down to pet its head, then looks up when he hears a very vaguely familiar voice, greeting the girl with a... smile?]

It's been a while, Chrome.

Oh, don't worry about me, I'll be just fine~

Where are you taking her?

[And Xanxus looks happy to see Luke, too. It's a miracle the world hasn't exploded yet.]

Luke!

[In fact, he's so happy that he's going scoop Luke right up and hold him like a loving uncle would, giving him a hug as well.]

How've you been?

[Finally sweet delicious air.]

I made you something nice for Valentine's day.

[He handed the man at small red box with chocolates. But pauses he couldn't seem to find the card he made.]

Oh no I forgot the card.

[Luke laughs a bit as he gets picked up. Xanxus is the best uncle in the whole wide world right now.]

I've been just great! You should see all the new Pokemon I have now!

Well, well, you're certainly nicer today than usual~! But it's quite the lovely change! I hope your day is excellent as well <3 [ Lust? Totally affected. ]

I woke up with an egg as well, though it has a nicer than usual gleam to it! Does your egg have a nice gleam?

Yes, today is just so wonderful! How could I not be in a good mood?

A gleam? No, not really... You must have gotten a super special egg!

[And Luke is the best and most adorable not!nephew in the whole wide world!! Other than Killua, that is.]

Oh, you've been catching more Pokémon, too? So have I! What did you catch?

[Fuck yeah chocolates!! Xanxus takes the box with a smile.]

Don't worry about it, you can give it to me whenever you find it. The chocolates are enough for now.

Oh wait I remember where I left them, it was back at the pokémon center.

I'll be right back so wait right here!

[He's off it will probably only take him a few minutes to get back.]

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