× Quindici. [Text / Action for Goldenrod]

[booze]

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

[Yes, that... really did just come from Xanxus's PokéGear. And it really is him typing.]

I hope everyone has a great day today! Even if you don't have a lover to celebrate with, you can always celebrate with your friends! Friends are *~*~wonderful~*~*!!!

[Someone, please. When this whole happiness thing wears off, beat Xanxus to death with the sharpest and heaviest object you can find. Who cares if he won't actually stay dead, don't ever stop doing it.]

Oh yeah, did anyone else wake up to a Pokémon egg and chocolates this morning? I'm not sure if it's a gift from someone or it's just one of those weird things Johto does. Either way, it's just fantastic!

[Fortunately, that's the end of that terrifying text message.

Aaaand anyone who happens to be in Goldenrod today can find Xanxus walking around the city... happily... He's actually being nice to people today, so take advantage of this moment. And if he already knows you, he may just crush you in a hug, even if he's usually an ass to you (which is about 99% of the population anyway).]

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[Action]

[killer_sweets]

[Finally sweet delicious air.]

I made you something nice for Valentine's day.

[He handed the man at small red box with chocolates. But pauses he couldn't seem to find the card he made.]

Oh no I forgot the card.

[Action]

[booze]

[Fuck yeah chocolates!! Xanxus takes the box with a smile.]

Don't worry about it, you can give it to me whenever you find it. The chocolates are enough for now.

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

Oh wait I remember where I left them, it was back at the pokémon center.

I'll be right back so wait right here!

[He's off it will probably only take him a few minutes to get back.]

[Action]

[booze]

[Guess he'll just stand here and wait, then. Dodododo.]

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

[He back and barely looks winded. He hands Xanxus the card, he looks so proud of himself.]

I even drew the pictures and everything, I hope you like it.

[/Front of card/
[It has a cute picture of someone shooting someone else in the heart]

Blood is red, Veins are blue, You'd look super cool, with them splattered on you.

/Inside of the card/
[cute picture of a corpse with it's blood dripping into a heart shape]

To my favorite uncle, you're like a sleeping lion filled with rage and untold fury. I'm never sure what you might do next. One day I know you'll seriously try to kill if I get in your way. I can't wait for that day, cause I really want to play.

From your sweet nephew Killua]

[Action]

[booze]

[Xanxus takes the card from Killua and takes a moment to read it. And yup, he's still smiling even after reading all that. Then again, they're both emotionally fucked up assassins...]

Oh, Killua, this is so sweet! Thank you!