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× Uno. [Video]

[Oh hey there, people of Johto. Have a pleasant shot of an angry man in a suit, sitting on a bed while his Magikarp flops around on the floor nearby.]

Karp... karp... karp...

[It's pretty obvious that the poor thing is suffering. Further annoyed by the incessant "karp"ing, Xanxus gives the fish a swift kick, which sends it flying into the wall. The Magikarp lands on the ground with a thud and finally shuts up.

With that taken care of, Xanxus shifts his gaze back to the screen.]

Where the fuck are my weapons.

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[Yeah, Xanxus is happy to see you too, Gokudera.]

Fuck off.

Hey! That's no way to talk to someone who just gave you useful information!

[ Because...you totally care about that, right? ]

That was shitty information.

Better than you deserve.

[ He scowls for a little longer adding: ]

Aren't any of your underlings around to help you out?

No.

[If any of them were here, they most likely would have replied by now, so that's the only thing he can assume.]

Thank God for small mercies. One of you is bad enough.

[ Oh hey, it's easy to be like this with Xanxus when they're so far apart. ]

Just think of that fish as a Box Animal. [ he pauses ] You do know what a Box Animal is, right?

[...Fuck you, Gokudera. If they were talking face-to-face, Xanxus would probably be hitting him over the head with his Magikarp by now.

Wait, did he seriously just ask that question.]

I'm not a fucking idiot.

I didn't say you were, God damn it! Some people show up here from different points in time. I was checking to see what you already knew.

[ Is this the cost of trying to help the sorta-enemy? ]

[Different points in time? Well, that's fucked up. But Xanxus isn't even going to bother asking about that.]

...Can I make this piece of shit stronger?

[Yes. Yes it is.]

That's how this whole thing works.

[ Gokudera thinks about suggesting that Xanxus catch something else as soon as possible. But then he doesn't. ]

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