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× Sette. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

[Well, Xanxus has finally recovered (mostly) and is out of the Pokémon Center now, so today he's in the Goldenrod Department Store! Anyone who has seen Xanxus before should notice that he's no longer been wearing that business suit he's had on ever since he got here; he's now wearing something much more casual and suitable for this random heat wave. Just a simple dark purple, collared t-shirt with khaki shorts that go down to his knees. And shiny new sneakers. Yep, he just bought this outfit today, and he has a few more in the bags on his arm. As well as his icky, dirty suit.

Now, it seems he's looking at swimming trunks. As he picks up a pair to check what size it is, a cackle can be heard from behind the camera. Without even looking, Xanxus says:]

Turn that damn thing off.

Geeeengar~

[YOU'RE NO FUUUN, MASTER. But whatever, she'll listen. The feed is shutting off now.]

(( Anyone else who's in the Department Store is free to run into him~ ))

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[ The Professor is around just buying some more prizes for his little picarat exchange so he's running around with a few bags as well. Maybe there are some good things over her-- oh! Isn't that a familiar face! ]

Ah, Mr Xanxus. Are you feeling better now?

[Oh, hey, it's that guy who dragged him to the Pokémon Center. ....Xanxus doesn't even remember his name anymore.]

Better enough.

[Fantasma hovers near Xanxus, watching the other man suspiciously. Who are you and why are you talking to her ~~man~~ trainer.]

[ ...Mr Xanxus...whyyyyyyy. You should at least remember your saviour's name! ]

Do not push yourself too hard though. You have been in quite the weary shape.

[Because he doesn't care. And he was 85% asleep for that whole encounter, anyway.]

I can take care of myself.

[YEP. Xanxus is so good at taking care of himself that he got himself worn out enough to pass out for nine days.]

[ Such a horrible person. A true gentleman will try to learn it! ]

Haha, I trust that you can. [ The Professor adjusts his hat. ] Though I have never gotten the chance to ask you what might have prompted you to arrive in Goldenrod as such.

[Xanxus is not and never will be a true gentleman. Or a fake gentleman. SO THERE.]

I was in a hurry.

[ Well, Layton must surely get Mr Xanxus a 101 guide to being a gentleman then! ]

What for, if I am allowed to ask?

[Do that and he will rip it up.]

None of your business.

[Fantasma is looking a liiittle too mischievous... Xanxus catches on without even looking at her and returns her to her ball before she flat-out attacks Layton, which he wouldn't mind if there weren't so many witnesses around.]

Edited 2011-04-17 15:38 (UTC)

[ Why are you such a violet man, Mr Xanxus ]

Yes, you are correct. I shouldn't have asked. Though please do take care of yourself in the future.

[ Oh good because that's no good especially if Fantasma does something to his beloved hat. ]

[Because he's a hardcore, elite assassin. Not that he'd ever tell Layton that, though.]

Whatever.

[In the meantime, Xanxus is going to pick out another pair of swimming trunks to buy. Or maybe two. ONE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.]

[ Even hardcore, elite assassins need to be gentleman about it. Look at Shelly deKiller in Ace Attorney. ]

Are you planning to go swimming any time soon?

[But Xanxus is a far better assassin than Shelly. 8| Plus, he's a member of the Italian mafia.]

Maybe.

[ But Shelly will always be better by being a gentleman. That's what clients want nowadays. ]

Is there a reason for buying more than one?

[If clients actually cared about how polite their assassins were, then why the fuck did Xanxus and his team of obnoxious yet gifted assassins get dozens of clients per week and from all around the world? 8|]

Because I want to.

[Geez, what is this, 20 Questions?]

[ shush, don't question this.

And the Professor just gives a small smile. It seems as if Mr Xanxus isn't much of a talker so the Professor only just joins in the other side of the rack to look for some. He needs one for himself, Luke, and a few for the prizes of Picarats. ]

Shishishi~ Preparing for the hot weather, Boss?

[f you notice, Bel is just in a black tanktop and striped boxers. :U]

Does it look like I'm doing anything else?

No but those are some nice shorts you've got there~

Shut up.

[He's automatically assuming that Bel is making fun of him.]

I'm only saying that you look good in shorts, Boss!

[Yeah, he's picking on him.]

Fuck off.

[GET THE FUCK OUT, BEL.]

No, no really. I like your shorts.

[Oh shit, someone's getting mad. :U]

Aaaaanyway, would you be willing to take me shopping when I get to Goldenrod? I don't know any of the stores or anything so...

[He just wants an excuse to hang out with Xaxnus and spend all of his money.]

[...You fucking brat.]

No.

Oh, come on Boss~ Don't be a downer! I'll pay for myself!

[He's gonna whine at you till you either yell at him or say yes.]

No you won't.

[XANXUS DOES NOT TRUST YOU.]

Yes I will~
I've got enough money to pay for the both of us if I wanted~

Go with Squalo and that other brat you're traveling with.

But they're both younger than me. I don't want to babysit them all the time.

[whine whine]

And I don't want to babysit you.

I'm 16~ I don't need babysitting!

Yes you do.

Oh? If that were true, then we should have an adult with us since it's a 16 year old, a 14 year old, and a 12 year old~

An adult that isn't me.

[I hope Xanxus realizes Bel will be bothering the shit out of him when he gets to Goldenrod. :U]

Hmm. I can see that you really don't want to spend time with me~ I'll just leave you be then.

[Yes, yes he does.]

Good.

[Guilt tripping obviously isn't the way to go. Hmmm...]

...what if I pay for you too?

[Cuz bribing gets him everything. :U]

[What the fuck even made him think that guilt tripping would work on Xanxus? He's not capable of feeling guilt.]

No.

[It's Bel. If he wants something, he's gonna try anything he can.]

[And he sighs and possibly pouts a bit.]

I wish Mammon were here. I'd be less bored if he was~

[Yeah, he was only bothering you because he's bored and lonely. :U]

[Yeah, he figured.]

Well he isn't.

Well then he'd better get here soon.
Shishi~

The prince is bored of his toys and wants new ones to play with~

That's not my problem.

[Xanxus doesn't see any point of continuing this conversation any further, so he's just going to shut the Gear off now and continue his shopping.]

[There are two Gengars looking into the 'Gear! THEY SPY ONE OF THEIR OWN and are chittering happily until their Mistress takes the device away.]

What have I told you two?

[She pauses, perking an eyebrow.]

Hm.

[OH MY GOD MOAR GENGARS. Fantasma has yet to meet her own kind.]

Gengar!

[And then Xanxus takes the Gear from her, too.]

Stop.

Gen!

[Schiamazzo and Sussurrare haven't seen one of their own either D:]

I apologize. They run off with it.

So does mine.

[Since Fantasma can't hold the Gear, she's just going to loom over Xanxus's shoulder.]

[... That's pretty much the route the other two take, floating about behind her.]

The Gengar is a mischievous species. You get used to it eventually...

[Awesome, let's have Gengar talk now. |D]

It's still annoying.

They require a stern hand to keep in line.

[Sussu flips upside down, floating that way like a derp. Clearly he is trying to impress someone.]

And even that does not work.

[Fantasma just giggles and imitates him. She can totally do it better than you.]

Mine at least listens in battle.

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× Sette. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

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