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[Oh hey there, people of Johto. Have a pleasant shot of an angry man in a suit, sitting on a bed while his Magikarp flops around on the floor nearby.]

Karp... karp... karp...

[It's pretty obvious that the poor thing is suffering. Further annoyed by the incessant "karp"ing, Xanxus gives the fish a swift kick, which sends it flying into the wall. The Magikarp lands on the ground with a thud and finally shuts up.

With that taken care of, Xanxus shifts his gaze back to the screen.]

Where the fuck are my weapons.

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[booze]

[Congratulations, Yuffie, you've already been more useful than everyone else Xanxus has talked to.]

It can't fight.

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What the fuck is that.

[Xanxus has never heard of an Entente or a Dratini.]

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[monkeyflirt.livejournal.com]

It'll be better when it evolves.

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[pullswhales.livejournal.com]

Umm... Ψdon's Entente is the weapon I used back home! It's a double-pronged culling fork. It's usually used for ceremonial things, but it also makes a really good weapon!

[She lets Dratini out of her Pokéball, and she curls around Feferi, poking her nose at the screen.] This is Dratini!

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[booze]

What the fuck are you talking about.

[aka TELL HIM MOAR.]

[usedninjathief.livejournal.com]

[Sweeeeeeet! That's a first. But she tries, she tries bro.]

It can't!? Most of the Poekee things can.

...Though I have heard that there's a fish thing that's pretty useless until it evovles. But once it evolves its BAD ASS!

You just gotta catch something else to help train it. You should have these red and white balls in your bag, and you can catch other Poekee things with 'em.

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[Xanxus looks at the Dratini for a moment.]

Looks stupid.

[...Although still better than his dumbass fish.]

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When will it evolve?

[Because Xanxus could totally use a badass Pokémon right now.]

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[pullswhales.livejournal.com]

She's pretty good! I've been told that she'll be a dragon once she's fully evolved, but... I don't think that'll be for a while! I like her in whatever form she's in!

video; idfk

[usedfacade.livejournal.com]

Now, that is no way to train your fish...

[vidyaaa] 1/2

[swingingbat300.livejournal.com]

Ah? Haha! Xanxus, I didn't know you where here! We're no longer in Japan and your weapons are-- [. . . . B( SON THAT IS NO WAY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR FISH. Yamamoto is starting in wide eyed confusion. A face similar to the one of him running into a wall.]

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[swingingbat300.livejournal.com]

Th-That's no way to take care of your poképartner!

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[monkeyflirt.livejournal.com]

Once you level him up enough, he'll evolve and turn into a better Pokémon. A friend of mine had it. I think...it's called a Gyarados?

video; xD

[booze]

[Xanxus is just going to give her this look.]

[vidyaaa]

[booze]

Shut up.

[It is the best way to take care of your poképartner, gtfo.]

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[booze]

Good for you.

[And now, Xanxus is going to abruptly cut the feed like the jackass he is.]

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[booze]

What level?

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[monkeyflirt.livejournal.com]

Uhhh...if I remember correctly, around level 20 or so?

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[stupidera.livejournal.com]

[ Oh great. It's this guy again. ]

That fish is your weapon. Get used to it.

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[swingingbat300.livejournal.com]

B-But it's not! You're supposed to take care of it and train it so it can get stronger!

If you mistreat it now it might turn on you when it evolves!

[lieeees all lieeees.]

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[booze]

[Yeah, Xanxus is happy to see you too, Gokudera.]

Fuck off.

[vidyaaa]

[booze]

It won't.

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[stupidera.livejournal.com]

Hey! That's no way to talk to someone who just gave you useful information!

[ Because...you totally care about that, right? ]

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[booze]

That was shitty information.

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[stupidera.livejournal.com]

Better than you deserve.

[ He scowls for a little longer adding: ]

Aren't any of your underlings around to help you out?