× Uno. [Video]

[booze]

[Oh hey there, people of Johto. Have a pleasant shot of an angry man in a suit, sitting on a bed while his Magikarp flops around on the floor nearby.]

Karp... karp... karp...

[It's pretty obvious that the poor thing is suffering. Further annoyed by the incessant "karp"ing, Xanxus gives the fish a swift kick, which sends it flying into the wall. The Magikarp lands on the ground with a thud and finally shuts up.

With that taken care of, Xanxus shifts his gaze back to the screen.]

Where the fuck are my weapons.

Comments

[video] 8DDDDDDDD

[littleskyflame.livejournal.com]

[ Okay hey guess who is surprised to see you :| ]

X-Xanxus?!!

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[tapestodiane]

_{[Can you feel the disapproval? Cause it's here.]}

Your weapons are gone. And you might want to treat that fish better than that.

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[monkeyflirt.livejournal.com]

Hey! Don't kick your Pokémon!

[He crosses his arms. Okay, he knows]

We don't have our weapons here.

[usedninjathief.livejournal.com]

They take your weapons away while your unconscious I think. I had my weapon and my Materia taken! But they give you a new kind of weapon. That fish thing flopping around on the ground. It's a Poekee thing. And you can use it to battle.

[Yuffie gives the screen a skeptical look.] Though maybe not if you let it suffocate to death or punt it to death.

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[pullswhales.livejournal.com]

No, don't do that! You should at least get it in some water!

I wish I had my Ψdon's Entente with me; I'd feel a lot safer! But Dratini can defend us well enough!

video; idfk

[usedfacade.livejournal.com]

Now, that is no way to train your fish...

[vidyaaa] 1/2

[swingingbat300.livejournal.com]

Ah? Haha! Xanxus, I didn't know you where here! We're no longer in Japan and your weapons are-- [. . . . B( SON THAT IS NO WAY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR FISH. Yamamoto is starting in wide eyed confusion. A face similar to the one of him running into a wall.]

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[stupidera.livejournal.com]

[ Oh great. It's this guy again. ]

That fish is your weapon. Get used to it.

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[pineapplet.livejournal.com]

[THIS FACE FOREVER] U-Um...