booze: (eye)
2012-05-21 01:43 am

× Uno. [Audio / Action for Goldenrod Rocket Base]

[Xanxus sure wasn't expecting to wake up back in Johto; and in a Team Rocket uniform, no less. He may have been willing to tolerate this if he had his old Pokémon on him, but nope, they're all gone now. All he has is a shitty level 15 Bagon and an even shittier level 5 Koffing. Further inspection of his stuff reveals that all of his badges and old items are gone, as well. Unamused does not even begin to cover it.

Since he can't turn on the video while he's dressed like this, he'll just use the audio function instead.]


Which of you shitheads has my fucking level 100 Pokémon? I want them back. Now.

[The others don't matter as much to him, so whatever, the dumbasses who are stuck with those fuckers can keep them.]

And Killua, Belphegor, Lussuria: I want to know where you are, if any of you are even still fucking here.

[Once he's done with that, Xanxus immediately gets up from his bed and, instead of just opening the door like a normal person, kicks the goddamn thing off its hinges, causing it to fall over, and storms out of the room to take his anger out on anyone who's unfortunate enough to run into him. Oh look, he's probably already one step closer to being fired!]
booze: ([ooc] roses for you ♥)
2012-02-14 02:27 pm

× Quindici. [Text / Action for Goldenrod]

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

[Yes, that... really did just come from Xanxus's PokéGear. And it really is him typing.]

I hope everyone has a great day today! Even if you don't have a lover to celebrate with, you can always celebrate with your friends! Friends are *~*~wonderful~*~*!!!

[Someone, please. When this whole happiness thing wears off, beat Xanxus to death with the sharpest and heaviest object you can find. Who cares if he won't actually stay dead, don't ever stop doing it.]

Oh yeah, did anyone else wake up to a Pokémon egg and chocolates this morning? I'm not sure if it's a gift from someone or it's just one of those weird things Johto does. Either way, it's just fantastic!

[Fortunately, that's the end of that terrifying text message.

Aaaand anyone who happens to be in Goldenrod today can find Xanxus walking around the city... happily... He's actually being nice to people today, so take advantage of this moment. And if he already knows you, he may just crush you in a hug, even if he's usually an ass to you (which is about 99% of the population anyway).]
booze: (thinking)
2011-09-10 05:06 pm

× Undici. [Text]

[Shit. Xanxus had a feeling that this day would come someday, but he never thought that that day would be today. He found it suspicious that all of Squalo's stuff was suddenly gone, so he decided to go to the Pokémon Center to check his PC and see if he had any unexpected additions to his box. And he did. He found a female level 74 Tyranitar whose OT is recorded as Superbi Squalo. Xanxus didn't even know that he had a Tyranitar like this one. But there's no doubt about it; it used to belong to Squalo. Now it belongs to Xanxus.

He knows that Squalo had a lot of friends in Johto, so as his boss, he figures he should break the news to everyone.]


Squalo's gone.

[Short and to the point. That's all Xanxus is going to say on the matter.]


(( Haha, sorry for posting again so soon. |D;;;; ))
booze: (scum)
2011-03-17 07:43 pm

× Cinque. [Video / Action for Azalea]

[So. While Xanxus was training his Pokémon today, a certain Pokémon of his... randomly evolved. The Pokédex never said that this Pokémon could evolve again. What the fuck is happening? Camera's going over to this mysterious Pokémon now for everyone else to see.



He's not complaining, of course, but this is just really weird.]


What the fuck is this? It isn't even in the fucking Pokédex.

[Observant people may also notice that Xanxus is playing with his recently acquired Hive Badge in his other hand.]